you may ask me out to dinner. nothing fancy or foreign, no bars, no patios, no vegetables, and no seafood.

gas station ranking

1. chevron ... they have their shit together
2. mobil ... it's clean, it works, thanks
3. bp .. well lit, generally fine
4. exxon .. no issues
5. conoco .. not unpleasant
6. philips .. yeah not awful
7. shell .. usually not shitty
8. texaco .. doesn't jack me
9. 76 .. at least they don't steal my atm card
10. arco .. sucks